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OMFG I HATE HAIR

Sun Jul 22, 2007, 12:45 PM
My mom just bought me a new hair spray stuff because she doesn't want me to burn my hair with the hair straightener and it's from Herbal Essences and let me just say that THIS SHIT IS LIKE PUTTING FUCKING SYRUP IN YOUR HAIR. SERIOUSLY.
I JUST took a shower and now I have to take another, this shit is HORRIBLE. It's sticky and made my hair poof out despite it's label of "Dangerously straight. Flat out finishing spray!" TOTAL BULLSHIT. I hate hair sprays, they ALL SUCK. For my hair anyway.
My stupid thick curly hair!!! D:<
I don't know why anyone would like to have it! Megan let me just say that IT REALLY SUCKS, it feels all coarse and and thick no matter HOW MUCH YOU CUT OFF OR THIN OUT, and at the slightest tint of humidity it FRIZZES LIKE A FUCKING AFRO!!!
IT MAKES ME FUCKING WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT!
At this point after thinning straightening sprays and all that stupid shit that doesn't work, I'm ready to go bald or at least chop it all off now! I can't stand it any longer! It's unmanageable and thoroughly retarded! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!

*chops off hair*

  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Watching: MY HAIR CONTINUE TO POOF OUT

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Use the straigtener. And then if your mom says no then tell her you wont ever go outside again.

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Ehh, i hate my hair too. Though sometimes i go crazy and spend the whole day working on it. :D I'm chopping mine off soon.

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:iconcrimsontwilight56:
Sounds like me when my hair was longer. go ahead and cut it then, I just can't watch...probably good since whats poofing is split ends anyway...shorter hair will eliminate some of them, eh? *hugs nonetheless*

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I keep my hair in the afro fashion. It's puffy and comfy, but I guess it doesn't settle when the ladies have afros.

I tried herbal essences when I was bored. Worst decision ever.
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lucky my hair is straight and it frizzes at the slightest movement

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wavy/curly frizzy hair sucks more than straight frizzy hair.

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I could get an afro if I blow dry my hair, too bad I'm white and it's not the 70's

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I'm determined not to cut it!!

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You're hair looks nice!!
MINE SUCKS!!v.v

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